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 One-of-a-kind stitches = no take-backs. DIY kits can be returned if unopened within 14 days (no peeking!). Digital patterns are non-refundable—once downloaded, they’re yours forever. Some designs pack spicy or dark humor, so shop with eyes wide open.

 Not all snarky stitches are kept in stock—many are stitched fresh just for you! Please allow 2–3 weeks for hooped art to be created & shipped.

DIY kits are also made in small batches. If we’re out, restocks take about 1 week before heading your way.

Handmade takes a little extra time, but the sass is always worth the wait. 🪡✨

 Each kit includes everything you need to get stitching: a pre-hooped 14-count Aida cloth with the center already marked, a full-color pattern, all the thread shades required, a finishing foam backing & of course—a trusty needle.